Proud to Be An American

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling....Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Zanesville (5:45)Baby names (29:11)Citizenship quiz (43:31)Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEHENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)GOODR: Pick up a pair at goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE shipping PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive. How you know me up?
0:24.6	Wight me down. What is that from? Oh net positive. That's boosting right. Is it?
0:31.0	Yeah, I like this. You know that song? That song is awesome, dude. Nobody knows that song, but wait, do they? I think that song is popular. Yeah.
0:39.0	I can't even do it. What's it called? That's what's called, right? Couldn't even even tell you I don't even know how to begin to search that
0:44.7	Welcome in everybody episode 95 of the net positive podcast John Chris your host
0:52.2	Alice Legos on the ones and twos, Andrew, on the, just the ones.
0:55.9	Only ones. Oh, only twos. Oh, yeah, yeah, Alex and Andrew on the ones and
1:00.3	twos collectively. Yeah, a group DJ.
1:04.0	We got some tour dates coming up.
1:06.0	We're off this weekend and beginning of March.
1:08.0	We're going to Mobile, Alabama, sold out New Orleans, Sugar Land, Texas, which is in Houston, Royal Oak, Second Show, Fort Wayne.
1:16.0	Close to sold out Peoria, Buffalo, Toronto, Erie, Durham, Macon, Chattanooga.
1:22.0	I think that one might be sold out. Rochester. Durham, Macon, Chattanooga.
1:22.8	I think that one might be sold out.
1:24.0	Rochester, St. Paul, Duluth.
1:26.8	San Jose, San Rosa, Redding,
1:30.3	homobathful church, Dayton, two shows in Lexington, Kentucky, home of the horses, Lincoln, Nebraska,
1:38.3	Des Moines, Grand Forks, and in June rounding out the,
1:41.9	rounding out the emotional support tour in Charleston, West Virginia,
1:45.5	Baltimore, Newark, New Jersey, New Haven, Portland, Tacoma, and Spokane.
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