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Net Positive with John Crist

It's A Prank

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Brad Pitt, Bud Light, and the Taliban. Welcome to Net PositiveTopics Include:Intro (0:00)Nascar easter service (3:44)The Power Team (14:07)Hasbulla revisited (24:55)YouTuber captured by Taliban (33:30)Bud Light controversy (44:10)Brad Pitt's "disease" (1:01:50)Responding to emails (1:11:30)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC5/5 Jacksonville, FL5/6 Tampa, FL5/7 Fort Myers, FL5/19 Fort Collins, CO5/20 Grand Junction, CO5/21 Boise, ID6/3 Louisville, KY6/4 Washington, DC6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:CALDERA LAB: Get 20% OFF with our code NETPOSITIVE at calderalab.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the

0:06.8

it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.

0:15.0

This week's a positive.

0:17.0

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Yep the one I have is five is that what this is?

1:28.7

Yeah it's like a full spread they got you everything yeah do you like to do a routine I I'm starting to. This definitely helps. I've been trying to get into like bedtime routine type stuff, morning routine and like this has now become a part of mine for sure. So now I have five. They give me five pieces of, right? You have the wash, you have the lotion, you have all the stuff.

1:46.1

Yep. The clean slate, yep. Yep. The base layer, the good. I have all this. Yeah. I mean, I in there as you age you might notice fine lines,

1:55.0

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2:00.0

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Oh and the eye, all right, that's not part, the eye.

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