Mindless Activity

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Attention all waiters and waitresses: Write the orders down, it's not impressive to get my order wrong. Also, Easter is this week, see you all in Alabaster, Alabama, for the helicopter easter egg hunt. Lastly, Shaq isn't on the carnival cruise, and we ride or die for Hasbulla.Intro (0:00)Alex chugging Athletic Greens (2:40)Write the order down(5:36)Best reheat meals (16:55)Mindless activity (24:11)Easter services doing the most (29:13)Sales Shaq (44:50)Chivalry should be dead (52:00)Hasbulla (1:08:10)Gen Z worship song (1:22:40) -----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC5/5 Jacksonville, FL5/6 Tampa, FL5/7 Fort Myers, FL5/19 Fort Collins, CO5/20 Grand Junction, CO5/21 Boise, ID6/3 Louisville, KY6/4 Washington, DC6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSOR:Athletics Greens: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to athleticgreens.com/netpositiveManscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:15.0	On the net it's a positive. This week's episode, ladies and gentlemen brought to you by A.G. 1, by athlete.
0:29.0	You got it. I got it. Let's go.
0:31.0	I got it.
0:32.0	I got it with me every day. A G Y, so do I, dude, I woke up this morning, this isn't even part of the Reed,
0:36.2	I woke up this morning, not before the alarm.
0:39.2	Dude, and I'm not saying that's because of athletic. I was just like what's up?
0:43.0	Let's go get some things done.
0:44.6	Your body was like, we need that a g1.
0:46.3	Now that, yeah, now, but I always hear that like older people there like we get up at 5 a.m.
0:50.4	And go to bed at 5 p.m.
0:51.3	Is that true?
0:51.8	Yeah, I don't know if that's ever going to really happen for me.
0:55.0	No, I'm not doing that. Yeah, yeah, wake up when the sun comes up. Yeah. I'm just saying a. G1 has been a part of millions of mornings since 2010. Every scoop, it's a scoop of powder you put in water.
1:07.0	Yep. Pretty easy, comes in a bottle, shake it up. Gang, gang. I don't do the, I'm not a, I'm not a pill guy.
1:13.4	Are you?
1:14.4	No.
1:15.4	I never could get into the protein multivitamin pills.
1:17.4	Yep, there's too many of them.
1:18.8	There's too many supplements to keep track of and like this puts it all into one thing.
1:23.0	Throw it all together in some powder, get yourself, what is that like a how much, how many, a court, I don't know.
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