meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Net Positive with John Crist

Schleppin’ Jewelry (w/ Leanne Morgan)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2023

⏱️ 118 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Some things we learned from the wisdom of Leanne Morgan: - Some comedians should probably just quit- You can still play basketball when your pregnant- Carpet Fiber salesmen aren't the best crowd- Morgan Wallen's date spot was ChipotleTopics Include: Intro (0:00)How John and Leanne Met (10:18)Leanne selling jewelry (32:50)Start of stand up (37:20)Pregnant basketball (53:30 )Morgan Wallen (58:11)Comedy stories (1:06:40)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC5/5 Jacksonville, FL5/6 Tampa, FL5/7 Fort Myers, FL5/19 Fort Collins, CO5/20 Grand Junction, CO5/21 Boise, ID6/3 Louisville, KY6/4 Washington, DC6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEManscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the

0:06.8

it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.

0:15.0

A positive.

0:17.0

A welcome one,

0:24.0

Welcome all, ladies and gentlemen.

0:25.0

That's how I start now.

0:26.6

I like that.

0:27.6

Yeah, welcome one, welcome all.

0:28.6

Nice.

0:29.6

That positive, baby, we out here, a lot of traction in the pod a lot of traction the pod I think from the power team yeah yeah definitely why that was just the right we should have talked about this earlier in the podcast we do that all the time your fan base gave me an education too. There were a lot of people,

0:44.4

some people that I know from back home, really? saw the clip on your page, chimed in and were like,

0:48.7

Alex, you got to know what power to you, yeah, oh you,, yeah, it's, I think it was like a southern thing. Yeah, you didn't grow up in the south. No. Yeah, it's a, that's one of those things that like just that it's just like a southern, it's like more of a culture than it is Christian. I mean it was obviously in Christian, but they people told me that they did a lot of like they did in schools.

1:07.3

And if they did in schools they would just do like don't do drugs.

1:10.1

Nice.

1:13.0

Just like anywhere you say, like do Jesus, you just say do drugs.

1:16.0

You're like, well in church we do like, they just said, like,

1:19.0

listen to your parents, like run through boards.

1:21.0

And a lot of people were like,

1:25.0

dude, this is my uncle, or like everybody had a story about it.

1:28.8

A lot of people that have shrapnel from, it was signed,

1:31.5

like I have half a brick. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever, dude. Wild. Not drugs, yeah. Not drugs. Not drugs. A big episode of the pod this week. Huge. Huge. We're lucky enough to have Leanne Morgan in the studio.

1:45.6

Unreal. She's great. She's so funny man. Yeah, she's... She reminds me like every...

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from John Crist, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of John Crist and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.