Hey, there he is. What's up, everybody, and welcome back to the Anything Better podcast for NFL week number. Oh, my God, dude, it's going on to week number five already.

And I'm your host, Paul Berzi over here. Bill Burr over there.

We have Jake the Snake with injury reports, as always.

And we have Andrew Semles, producer extraordinaire.

I finally hit a couple of games here.

But, dude, this is the weirdest year because no lead is safe.

Dude, I had the Colts last week.

I had the fucking Colts.

Like, they score a touchdown.

And the guy, like, dropped the fucking ball.

They had another touchdown.

And the same guy was holding.

So, I mean, he probably wouldn't have got a touchdown if the guy wasn't holding. But, like, and then I'm like, all right, I had the Colts three and a half. There's like, I don't know how much time left. And, you know, Collinsworth is always like, there's plenty of time. It's like just 45 seconds to run their own 20. And then they score. So I was thinking like, all right, they're going to go down the field. I know they're going to go down the field. And for some reason, like a 50-yarder out of nowhere, Paul. Like,

is a chip shot? Like, I'm not supposed to be thinking they're juicing up the ball. It's insane, right?

So anyway, first play, Paul, first play, they're 88 yards away the Colts quarterback gets

turn around clicks his own feet falls down the guy in a for a touchdown I lost

my bet it was like you know there's those bets you lose when you yell at the

TV and then there's the ones who you just sort of stare at the TV, just like...

It's a delayed one.

Like that Eddie Murphy bit, talking about getting hit.

You ever get hit in the nuts, and there's like a 30-second delay before it hurts?

It's like that bit.

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