Cold Chicken Milkshake ft. Dimitri Bakanov

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2017

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

James done dropped the psuedonym and is just going by his Real Christian Name, Riley, from now on (still @raaleh on twitter). Send me nudes rendered entirely in roses to show your gratitude. Milo (@milo_edwards) and Riley (TRIUMPHANTLY HIS OWN NAME) are joined by Dmitri Bakanov (@dimitribakanov) to talk about a kitchen gadget so expensive you won't be able to afford food, sandwiches that get more expensive at lunchtime because... efficiency I guess... and a hip new restaurant that is Definitely Not Going To Give You E. Coli For Sure. Thanks, late stage capitalism. But like, also follow us on twitter.

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0:00.0	Oh, mate, it's annoying if people Google your name and they find your stuff.
0:16.0	It's really because I work in the NHS and people sometimes just like they'll Google the practice
0:22.9	and find the practice manager just to get my email basically and yeah a few people have found
0:26.6	out I do stand up and then they watch it and my stand up is not really good kind of in the office
0:33.7	environment stand up so people then watch that and they're like,
0:38.0	I have to talk to this guy.
0:39.8	It's like, yeah, yeah, sorry.
0:41.1	He talked about murdering his nan.
0:43.9	And he's taking my nan to the old folks home.
0:47.3	Can I leave her with this nan murdering psychopath?
0:50.9	You should do a bit about that.
0:52.6	That's quite funny.
0:53.6	Yeah, yeah.
0:54.3	Just develop a thing. that. Yeah, yeah. That's true.
0:55.8	Just develop a thing.
1:00.3	Well, welcome once again to Trash Future episode four.
1:03.0	And here we are.
1:06.4	I'm Riley, I'm actually going by my name now.
1:08.5	I was going to go by a pseudonym, but fuck it.
1:10.0	Fuck it, Yolo. I'm Milo. I've never gone by a pseudonym, but fuck it. Fuck it, Yolo.
1:13.6	I'm Milo.
1:16.7	I've never gone by a pseudonym because there's no one who wants to employ me anyway.
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