Issa Joke: Ain’t No Ceasefire.
Lurie Breaks It Down
Women's Empowerment Network
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🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Look, we break it down, down, down, down, down. |
| 0:05.0 | She break it down, down, down, down, down, down. |
| 0:11.7 | She got to message for the people, a brilliant mind and a clean soul. |
| 0:17.3 | She's standing up to the evil in making sure that we all grow strong enough |
| 0:22.5 | To break these change we're in |
| 0:24.2 | They keep us in this painful condition |
| 0:26.9 | She gave us truth and division |
| 0:29.5 | That's why we listen |
| 0:31.3 | She break it down, down, down, down, down |
| 0:34.6 | Down, down |
| 0:35.6 | She break it down, down, down, down. She break it down, down, down, down, down, down |
| 0:41.3 | down, down, down. |
| 0:43.3 | Down, down, down. |
| 0:45.3 | All right, good people, hello, good evening, good day. |
| 0:48.3 | It is Wednesday, another day ending in Y. |
| 0:50.3 | And technically, this should be one of those newscasts that's like, there was a massive update in the war, and here's all the ways that the update is playing out. And that update would have been around the announced ceasefire, because while y'all's president has said he was going to blow up the entire freaking world, at least that part of the world, over in Iran, he, you know, gets this eight o'clock |
| 1:11.3 | deadline, the deadline's holding firm. And all throughout the day, they're sending these signals. |
| 1:14.7 | I talk to the president, says J.D. Vance, or, you know, Pete, his old mama said he's trash, Hex, and the president has said we're definitely going forward. Our deadline is eight o'clock. If Iran doesn't agree, then we're going to call it all off and blow them to smithereens. |
| 1:26.7 | But because it was Tuesday, Trump always chickens out, and he did. Taco Tuesday. |
| 1:30.8 | The fact that he put this. going to call it all off and blow them to smithereens. But because it was Tuesday, Trump always |
| 1:28.5 | chickens out. And he did. Taco, Taco Tuesday. The fact that he put the deadline on Tuesday probably |
| 1:32.9 | should have keyed all of us into the fact that this was going to be some bullshit. But let's unpack it |
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