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Dear Phoebe, do you know how I was president? When you make love, do you look in the mirror? Who do you think of? Does he look like me? Do you tell lies and say that it's forever? Do you think twice? Or just touch and see? Oh, babe, oh yeah.

Why are you so happy to be saying that? Because last week I opened up with some deaf leopard lyrics. We're talking about Anna's one to do animal.

And I was like, what would be funny deaf leopard lyrics? And it turns out they're all hilarious. And this was from Love Bites.

And as soon as I saw when you make love, do you look in the mirror? I thought I'm jotting this whole thing down. And how do I end it? I got to pull out with a dismount. Oh, babe. Oh, yeah. That's the perfect. That's the perfect dismount for a. I remember love bites. I remember love bites. Well, they would play the shit. They played the video non-stop.

It's so bad. And a dark and it sucked. It's and you like you love deaf leopard. You look I'm glad they're playing deaf leopard. I never did. Why is it love bites? Love bites.

Love bites. Love bites. I remember. Keep going. It's bringing me to my knees. Okay, that should and anyone listening to the show.

So we're separated again, by the way. We're we're in our apartments, you know, COVID's raging. We're trying to be safe. But we've got some holiday spirit. It's Thanksgiving week, Anthony. We've got a lot to be thankful for. Yeah. I'm excited to find out what you guys are doing for your Thanksgiving. I had a fun. I just remember this just now.

And I've been like more worried about COVID lately than I have been in the past because I've been so safe. I've trusted myself. So I've been like, I'm okay. But then I read a story that if you walk your dog, if you walk your dog every day, you're 86% more likely to get it. Just because you're going out more and doing. And like half of my interactions with people, the closest I get to being within six feet are like my leash getting tied up with someone else's. Well, my dog is playing. And I'm like, I can see myself getting it this way.

So I've been extra cautious and a friend of mine. That's like a weird sample. That's like taking out of the people that never leave their house. So 86 as long as you're staying away from people. They're not saying 86% of dog walkers get it. It just you have your chances are much higher than if you're just sitting in your house, which I would be doing. If I didn't have a dog. And it makes you interact with people. Oh, beautiful dog. Oh, sexy dog. Oh, my God, that dog is so beautiful. I wish I could take it. And listen, I dare someone to try to steal from me from me.

I dare someone to kidnap my dog. Would you make a billion dollars? Yes, but he'd have to be killed immediately where he would destroy you. My dog can't be separated from me. I went away today to get a haircut, pick up some alcohol for the weekend. And I was gone for three hours. And my dog went crazy when I got back.

Thought he'd never seen me again. Okay. Rummy. Rummy got right. Can we hear him in the background there? No, I think I thought that was your kids banging around.

My dog's just chilling behind me waiting to bark at the neighbors when they come home. Rummy got recognized. The trainer took him out for a walk and somebody stopped her and said, is that Rummy?

And she was like, yeah, like totally shocked. And he was like, yeah, I've seen pictures of him on this trail. I thought maybe I'd run into him one day. I'm glad he's getting a trainer. And I don't know if it's true.

Because sometimes my dog trainer says things that are like too good to be true. I love where I trust her. But I also see her saying that. Have you ever had a personal trainer?

Where like they tell you thing like, oh, you're doing those pull ups better than anyone's ever done them before. And you're like, that's your job to get me to come back and motivate me that I can't tell if it's true.

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