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Beautifully done. All right, this week we've got some dogs with firearms, children with rabies and an exploding whale coming up on episode 79 of the Jesselnik and Rosenthal Vanity Project.

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And I want and I need and I lust and am all.

Mmm. Doing the show remotely.

Yes, we went back to the show.

We're remotely this week. We're being safe. But that doesn't mean you're safe from Jesselnik cranking out some sweet deaf leopard lyrics to start this show.

I saw there was a pattern in the stories this week and I thought and as I'm always thinking about deaf leopard, I thought how can I work them into the show?

And the song animal and I want and I need and I lust is hilarious. So yeah, I brought that in but Greg, do you want to talk about why we're being extra safe?

It's not because the whole country should be being extra safe. Like Greg and I have been on point during COVID.

I've got a bubble of basically one person and then I see Greg sometimes in the family, but I've got one person bubble that I'm raising this dog with and I'm super safe.

Greg is just with his family. He's got kids to take care of and his wife being super safe. His whole family being super safe.

Erica, what are you doing?

I went with my bubble to go wine tasting and it's the same people.

We got COVID tests before it happened. Greg's picking up driving people back from hospital visits and stuff like that too.

You guys were just in San Diego. I think it's bullshit that you're I was outside at a winery. Yes.

You're trying to shame Greg for driving a friend home from the hospital.

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