It's a Bird, It's a Page, It's a Penis

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Anthony and Gregg talk about their Thanksgiving weekend and give advice on how to tell your family you're moving across the country. Headlines this week are pretty mild: a penis in the sky, Elliot Page, women in men's locker rooms, American assholes, and a selling flight attendant underwear - simple.

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0:00.0	Coming up, we've got Rogue, Russian, Pilots, a courageous British stewardess, an Anthony hopefully in a good mood.
0:06.6	All ahead on episode 81 on the Jessel Nick in Rosenthal Vanity Project.
0:12.0	Jared, JRPP.
0:13.6	Junior Vice President.
0:15.2	Yeah, but are you getting it?
0:17.0	Armageddonit.
0:18.2	Ooh, really getting it.
0:19.8	Yes, I'm getting it.
0:21.1	Come on, get it.
0:31.1	I'd like to say we're deep into the death leopard catalog of songs that you're singing off the top of the show,
0:37.6	but we're not. We could do it for years.
0:39.9	You know, each week I forget what I, how I introduce the show and then start from scratch.
0:44.0	So I've just happened to have repeatedly used death leopard lyrics.
0:48.4	But you know, I don't understand how other podcasts do it.
0:51.2	How do they intro the show without death leopard lyrics?
0:53.6	How do you know you're going to do a podcast?
0:55.2	How do you know it's going to be good?
0:57.0	How do you know it's going to be worth your time?
0:59.2	We tell you right off the top with death leopard lyrics.
1:02.9	Some other shows do white snake.
1:05.1	They go white snake lyrics.
1:06.3	Name the show.
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