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Is Someone In Studio Dating An Atlanta United Player?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

#Atlanta has become a NIGHTMARE for #atliens with allergies! This year counts record high pollen...are you surviving?


The owners suite at Mercedes Benz Stadium is stunning, perfect, absolutely insane....and @theabbymurphy totally embarrassed herself in VIP! She'll share what went down!


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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.6

First and foremost, Atlanta, I believe, maybe not officially, but in my eyes, is the

0:07.2

grossest city in America right now.

0:09.2

Oh, dude.

0:09.5

The pollen is ridiculous.

0:13.2

Ridiculous.

0:15.0

I mean, I think it was a record amount of pollen this weekend.

0:18.0

It was like, whatever the measurement is, it was like 14,000,

0:22.8

which was the most ever.

0:31.7

14,801 was the pollen count, which, by the way, broke a record. It's been the highest pollen count that we've seen in 35 years. Like, we had two. So on Saturday, it was like 14,000.

0:39.7

On Sunday, it was like 11,000.

0:41.5

The previous record was like only, only 9,000.

0:45.2

Yeah.

0:45.5

It was, you could taste it in the air on Saturday.

0:49.5

It was so thick.

0:50.9

I was walking through my yard to say hi to the neighbor.

0:53.7

And as I stepped in my yard

0:55.2

like literally plumes of pollen smoke came up around my feet. It just coated the yard. It was so

1:03.2

gross. I think on Sunday it was somewhere around 9,000 which made it the second.

1:08.5

It was 11.11. 11,000. Crazy, man.

1:11.6

I wonder what makes it so thick.

1:14.3

Like, are the birds and the bees getting it on a lot more?

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