He Ran A 50 K At 54! Did He Survive The Weekend?!

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🗓️ 31 March 2025

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We're following up with the listeners we spoke to on Friday! One was running a 50K at 54, one was trying to break a world record with KAZOOS! Did he beat the KING of kazoos that we have on the line?

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0:00.0	The Virt Show, Real Funny.
0:03.9	On Friday, we asked, why do we want to talk to you on Monday?
0:06.4	What's so exciting, so intriguing going on in your life that we got to know how it went over the weekend.
0:12.3	And Mike was one of the first to call up.
0:14.7	Man, I can't even imagine running a 5K.
0:17.9	This guy was running a 50K.
0:20.5	It's insane.
0:21.1	He said he was going to be running for approximately nine hours.
0:24.1	No.
0:24.7	Nine hours, nonstop, running or moving in some capacity.
0:28.9	I don't want to do anything for nine hours, except for sleep.
0:31.2	Yep, that's it.
0:32.3	And he was 54 years old.
0:34.1	This dude's running 50K of 54.
0:36.8	Mike, how are you? Good morning. I am alive.
0:41.4	Barely. Tell us how it went. It went great. A beautiful day. The overcast weather was nice.
0:51.3	I learned some stuff, was reminded some stuff about how important hydration is, but got my butt handed to me, had to kind of limp the last five or six miles, but I did make it.
1:02.0	I'm right about the time I thought I'd be, I'm happy. It was great day.
1:06.7	What was the time you thought you'd be?
1:09.2	Nine and a half hours.
1:10.7	Nine and a half hours, bro.
1:13.0	That's crazy.
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