Is Slapping Bums Butch? | And Jordan’s Got A Surprise…
Help I Sexted My Boss
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4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Around the world, William’s new sofa has been dividing opinion - and Jordan has planned an intervention to settle whether it’s hideous or not. That’s not the only surprise Jordan has in store, though, as he makes a strange admission about his views on bottom slapping. The boys also respond to your messages about which sport William would be most likely to turn professional in, and share a tanning bed story that will make you look at socks very differently forever.
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| 0:00.0 | William and Jordan will be here in just a moment with help I sexted my boss. |
| 0:03.9 | And if you love sexted's most unfiltered dilemmas, then you need to give Teen Commandments a follow. |
| 0:10.0 | It's hosted by Sarah Cox and her best friend Claire, and they've got an inbox full of tales of teenage debauchery that'll have your jaw on the floor. |
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| 0:22.0 | after you've listened to Sexted. |
| 0:31.2 | Hello and welcome to our Friday episode where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week, random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on, and how our advice went down with you, our G and Divas. How the dickens are you? I'm good. How the trifle are you? I'm all right, thank you. You've got trifle on your mind. What would, I was using? Oh, it's trifle. It's rather trifling matter. |
| 0:55.3 | Yeah, trifling matter. Trivling means small. Oh, it's quite trifle. No, you don't normally use it like that, no. I'm a trifle, I feel a trifle, queer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, a little queer. Yeah, trifle queer. Yeah. I feel a trifle queer. |
| 1:10.6 | Yes. |
| 1:11.0 | So, yeah, I feel a trifle queer. Yes. |
| 1:11.1 | So, yeah. |
| 1:12.2 | I feel like, it's like, it's like, it's very pride and prejudice. |
| 1:15.2 | Woodhousian, yes. Yeah. Woodhousian, yes. P.G. Woodhouse. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Trial queer. You doing much this weekend? Yeah, I bet you I can talk what you're doing |
| 1:24.6 | I'm going out on Saturday night |
| 1:26.6 | It's a mate's birthday |
| 1:27.8 | A chilled one on Friday |
| 1:29.7 | Getting a curry |
| 1:30.5 | Okay Yeah, I bet you I can talk what you're doing. I'm going out on Saturday. It's a mate's birthday. I'm chilled on Friday. Getting a curry. Okay. A bit of work. I'm working Saturday morning, but yeah. I'm going to Armenia. Told you. Armenia? Armenia. East. Sorry to any Armenians. It's in Asia. It's a country in Asia. I wouldn't, yeah. What are you doing there? Just popping over. Work. |
| 1:44.1 | Yeah. East. 20 Armenians. It's in Asia. It's a country in Asia. I wouldn't, yeah. What are you doing there? |
| 1:45.6 | Just popping over. |
| 1:47.2 | Work? |
| 1:47.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:48.4 | When you're back? |
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