Help He’s Got A P*ss Lolly | And Roleplaying As Old Ladies
Help I Sexted My Boss
Audio Always
4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Every now and again, we receive a very specific kind of dilemma that stops us mid-sentence. Your watermelon dilemmas. Your shoebox dilemmas. Your WOLFBAGGING dilemmas. Well, we’ve got another one to add to the list!
The boys also discuss the differences between buying a Chinese takeaway in the North and South and have a go roleplaying as old ladies.
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Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production.
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| 0:00.0 | William and Jordan will be here in just a moment with help I sexted my boss. |
| 0:03.9 | And if you love sexted's most unfiltered dilemmas, then you need to give Teen Commandments a follow. |
| 0:10.0 | It's hosted by Sarah Cox and her best friend Claire, and they've got an inbox full of tales of teenage debauchery that'll have your jaw on the floor. |
| 0:18.4 | Follow Teen Commandments on your podcast app now to check out the latest episode |
| 0:22.0 | after you've listened to Sexted. |
| 0:25.7 | How times have changed it used to be me that was always nursing a hangover on this podcast. |
| 0:30.1 | I'm not nursing a hangover. I just didn't feel great this morning. But I'm fine now. |
| 0:35.3 | Cup of coffee and I was absolutely fine. |
| 0:38.8 | All I'm going to say is the phrase, |
| 0:41.6 | Pissols in the snow. |
| 0:43.5 | What? |
| 0:44.2 | What does that mean? |
| 0:45.9 | Two pistoles in the snow. |
| 0:48.1 | It's what your eyes look like this morning, love. |
| 0:50.5 | Right. |
| 0:51.2 | I mean, I'm wearing heavy foundation, |
| 0:53.3 | so I would say it's terracotta snow. It's just this, this, this, this new William I'm here for. |
| 1:00.5 | Yeah. Okay. Well, that's nice. I'm fine now. |
| 1:03.8 | Living your best life. I don't have a problem. |
| 1:17.6 | Hello and welcome to help I sexted my boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, |
| 1:22.8 | answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas, |
| 1:26.8 | like how do you tell your partner you don't want his friends sleeping on yourself for all weekend? |
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