Before we start the episode, I've offended William because I said if we were to eat each other, as in like a cannibal. Yeah. Which would be illegal, but like just saying, I think I'd be quite milky, dairy tasting, because they have a lot of cheese and dairy and milk. Yeah. Have a glass of milk every day before bed. Fascinating. I think you'd be just quite bland, like just when someone gives you chicken, we know salt or pepper out of all. Right. Yeah. Well, at least full of protein. Yeah, exactly. Good for you. Good for you. I'm not saying you are bland. I'm just saying like looking at you. Unlike dairy. Some people don't like it. Yeah, there you go. There you are. All right. I'd describe your radio show as a bit like dairy.

Hello and welcome to help I've sexed my boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas.

Like, what should you do when you bump into Harry Siles in a Berlin sauna?

Our friend Luke texts me to say,

Harry Stiles wasn't adjusting his aperture in the Berlin Sourner,

but he was in point and shoot mode.

Very good.

Oh, whether you should use the downstairs or upstairs, Lou, when taking a dump at your friend's house, and what should you do if accidentally sexed your boss? But we're not usual fiasco fairies, are we William Hansen? No, we're not Jordan North. I'm more packed suitcase. You're more packed lunch. That's from Hazel.

Thank you very much.

I'm going to start making pat lunches.

Really?

Yeah.

You normally home for lunch?

God, no.

Really?

Well, you go to the gym.

I've just literally ran to Greg to at the time recording, but then snuck past Kendall and Jonathan, who worked downstairs in the cafe, because usually I go ahead and support local business and all that, but I didn't have time today, so I just grabbed a buddy from Greg's, so I always feel bad, so I was like smuggling it in. You know, and you go eat kitchen as a kid and sneak biscuits upstairs? No. Did you never do that as a kid? Yeah, I did. Okay. Well, I've... Like my mum said, I once ate like four selection boxes, dinner. Different times. Different times. Different times. We've poured the G&D, and this week's toast goes to Tia Jade, who works at the Utiliter Arena in Cardiff and is making sure Artur posters are front and centre around the

arena. She said... Jade, who works at the Utiliter Arena in Cardiff and is making sure our tour posters are front and

centre around the arena. She says, I'm a venue steward at Utilitar Arena Cardiff, who works

extra during arena set up. I'm coming to the show. I paid for my tickets, didn't request guest

list, but will hopefully be working set up on the day and want to know what my chances are

of meeting anyone on the job. One to know what my chances are of meeting anyone

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