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Is She An A*Hole For Thinking Her Boyfriend’s Teen Daughter Is Too Old To Sit In His Lap?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Is she an a*hole for thinking her boyfriend’s teenage daughter is too old to be sitting in his lap? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it. The Bird Show. You knew it when that little baby came out of you. That is not a good looking baby. You knew it.

0:07.0

You also knew that it was going to end up being a beautiful baby, but at the time, no not at all so you took some pictures you

0:15.8

haven't really shown them to a lot of people because that's a fugly baby so you

0:19.2

haven't really shared those pictures with too many people you can share them with

0:22.4

us and we're going to

0:23.2

give you a thousand bucks in our busted baby bracketed tournament.

0:27.5

Go to the birth show.com to submit the photo of your ugly baby there are some rules

0:32.3

and regulations that you need to

0:33.6

abide by but you gotta do this by the end of tomorrow so the Bert show

0:38.0

com why would I ever do that why would I share that because there's a

0:41.4

thousand dollars on the line.

0:42.5

There you go. Okay, if your baby is the ugliest you get a thousand dollars.

0:46.7

Yay for you.

0:47.7

Hi Cassie, are you the a-hole here for thanking her boyfriend's daughter is too old to sit in his lap?

0:54.7

I'm 35 and I've been dating my boyfriend, Tom, who's 37 for almost two years now.

1:00.0

Tom has a 13-year-old daughter named Aspen, and Tom has always

1:04.0

babyed Aspen, which is fine. Recently Aspen's been sick and

1:08.0

Tom's really stepped up the babying.

1:10.0

And I think it's fine to baby your kids, but Aspen is a teenager and doesn't need to be

1:14.4

babied anymore.

1:15.8

I expressed this to Tom but he says Aspen is still young and needs to be taken care of.

1:20.4

Last night I was going over to Tom's and he told me the front door was unlocked so just walk in.

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