Cobra Clog (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Can a snake come up the toilet and bite you? Langston and David discuss this disturbing conspiracy theory from a listener's emails. Why do snakes want to bite your genitals? Is this a common incident? Why are Lil' Mommas hitting on David thru DMs? They discuss Paul Pierce's rock bottom and accidentally sh*tting their pants at a Safeway. This might be the grossest episode to date on MMTM, but we already know you're listening to this podcast in the bathroom.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.5 | That's how I feel about talking, hearing Ocho, Siko, and Shannon Sharp talk sometimes. |
| 0:10.7 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:11.5 | Where it's like, whoa, you know that there's, this is being recorded. |
| 0:15.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:16.6 | And Shannon Schart's just like, I split it up like a quarter of three. |
| 0:20.6 | And that's the thing. Ocho is the reasonable one. Yeah, his name is Ocho sicko. And he's like, unc, you have to calm down. He's like, bro, you can't keep talking like this. I got to do, Shannon. I got to do, Ocho. If it ain't 280, it ain't a lady |
| 0:37.5 | which is a |
| 0:38.4 | he should get |
| 0:39.2 | birds |
| 0:39.5 | to that |
| 0:39.9 | that's pretty |
| 0:40.7 | that's crazy. |
| 0:42.0 | The government |
| 0:45.7 | growing babies |
| 0:46.9 | microchips |
| 0:48.7 | in your |
| 0:49.2 | ass |
| 0:49.8 | all koala bears |
| 0:52.2 | are racist |
| 0:53.1 | the ozone layer owes the money |
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