Many people have taken issue with RFK's controversial new policy for all government vehicles to have a mandatory no fat chicks bumper sticker,

with President Biden even weighing in to say,

if he wanted the bumper stickers to say less fat chicks or even barely any fat chicks, I could understand where he's coming from.

But to say none at all, just tells me that RFK has never really partied.

RFK responded by saying President Biden knows damn well that the bumper sticker slogan is a best case scenario and not to be taken literally.

In his public record, I've laid a crazy amount of pipe in my prime. So obviously, a few fat chicks are going to slip through the cracks.

Real big ones too. Not on some trying to be funny shit either.

Solo bar missions, day gaming.

Three beers tops, probably, too.

So don't try to claim beer goggles.

RFK continued, and President Biden may also want to note

that from her perspective, this is a four out of ten tops,

easily 290, going home with a Kennedy,

not too shabby on her end, raw too.

Which reminds me I will also be removing the cream filling from Twinkies.

But back to the four I slummed it with, I am clearly more than qualified to speak on the issue,

but still I stand behind the bumper sticker policy.

Skinny Blackman and former Jerry Springer guest Brad Green

waited on the controversy to say more for me.

The boys.

The boys cast.

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