After a decisive win by Donald Trump, the question that's on everyone's minds right now is how did astrologers get their election prediction so wrong?

And leaving Americans befuddled, bewildered, and quite frankly, aghast and concerned that if we can't trust the experts, and of course by that I mean astrologers, who can we trust?

Steelworker veteran and Scorpio Brad Davies waiting to say,

I've always relied on astrology for every important decision in my life.

But after this, I don't even know if I'm oozing with sensual energy like they told me I was.

Should I even bother avoiding conflict and prioritizing my well-being during a retrograde?

Am I even passionate and brave?

Zamboni driver and Leo Davis Anderson is quoted as saying,

this feels like my solar return all over again.

Or wait, was that a lie too?

Honestly, I don't know what to believe anymore.

The only reason I tied the knot with the old woman

is because of the alleged compatibility I have with Sagittarius is,

despite the fact that we hate each other, and I don't

find her particularly attractive. But now that I find out astrology as an accuracy issue,

maybe I'll just marry a Taurus. However, not everyone felt equally betrayed, because when asked

if she will still be relying on astrology for huge life choices, despite its constant failures

to predict outcomes, yoga teacher and cancer, Lana Bradley,

is quoted as saying yes.

Classic gullible Pisces.

The boys.

The boys cast.

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