Limewire P*rn Surprises with Brandon Trusso

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2023

⏱️ 93 minutes

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GOOOOOD MORNING!!!! Today we have on comedian, Brandon Trusso. Originally from Buffalo, NY, Brandon Trusso made his way into the comedy scene in 2007 and has since opened for acts such as Ralphie May, Jessimae Peluso, Brad Williams, Rich Vos, Andrew Schulz, Vic DiBetteto, Jen Kirkman, and Adam Ray. The ladies get into sobriety, setting intentions, crazy girlfriends, and how rock bottoms can lead to finding the beauty and joy in life. ADOPT DON'T SHOP, FUCKERS! Ya filthy f'n stoners, if y...

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0:00.0	If you could go back in time and invent something before the original inventor did, what would you invent?
0:05.5	Yo, a fire.
0:12.9	Dude, how could be if you could fucking invent fire?
0:16.4	But no one was around.
0:17.7	You'd be like, this is fucking, oh my God.
0:21.4	Roolie Mammoth. Look at this. Like, you'd be like, this is fucking, oh my God. Roolie mammoth.
0:22.3	Look at this.
0:25.0	Hey, girl, you trying to hit this?
0:27.4	Oh, you know exactly what I need.
0:31.0	Who do you think would die first?
0:33.1	Here?
0:34.0	Between all three of us.
0:35.1	Probably me, because you guys would kill me.
0:37.2	Nice. You think we could kill you? You don't think you could, like me, because you guys would kill me. Nice.
0:37.6	You think we could kill you?
0:38.9	You don't think you could, like, hold your own?
0:52.8	Fucking leave me hanging in. Do I think you guys could kill? Yeah, probably, because it would probably, it wouldn't be something like, you know, strength-based. I would be like, hey, you know that water that you've been drinking for the last five minutes? there's fucking cyanide in it, all right?
0:55.2	And then my face would just swell up and I'd be dead in this chair.
0:56.5	That's so true.
0:57.3	Women... the last five minutes. There's fucking cyanide in it, all right? And then my face would just swell up and I'd be dead in this chair.
0:56.5	That's so true. Women murder way less dirty than men. Cunning. Cunning. It's smart. It's trickstery. Right. Like women are like, I'm afraid to walk down this alley because I'm going to get bludgeoned in the head. and you're like, you just drink water with poison.
1:11.1	Yeah.
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