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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along. Wednesday, 31st.

Pay your tax.

Please pay your tax.

If you don't pay it, there's a fine.

And if you haven't filed, there's a fine.

In fact, it's kind of lose-lose.

I know somebody actually who...

They're not really sort of a friend.

It's an acquaintance and their tax bill is 1700 quid. I wish my tax bill was 1700 quid, but there

you go, I don't mind. And they're not paying it. They haven't got the money. Yet they gamble.

They gamble. And they've just won 1,600 quid, and two lots of eight,

which is very fortuitous. Unfortunately, like most gamblers, they've gone, oh, I'll pay it later,

as opposed to putting the money straight into the tax man's, because already the tax bill has gone up by £100, which is not so good.

Mind you, over in the Big Brother House, here we are, Anne Whitticum, Widdy Widdickham, hilarious,

hilarious, not, and Shane Janick, are battling it out with Wayne Law.

Who's Wayne, I don't even know, Wayne Law is? Who's, I've heard of Wayne Sleep. I think of Wayne's Sleep drunk out of his mind the other day, having a long chat to Shane Genick. Wayne Law is a former Welsh cricketer. And he's... And he's... Well, he isn't a big brother house, is he? I think it's Wayne's sleep. I think they've got it wrong anyway.

Little drunk boy Wayne is in there together with Shane Lynch, who hasn't featured on the programme at all.

In fact, you wouldn't even know it was in the house.

I've seen nothing of him.

So that's obviously a little bit of careful editing.

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