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Over on Britain's got talent.

Amanda Holden, Alicia Dixon and Simon Cowell.

And now being flanked by bodyguards.

It's like Petra Eccleston going into court, isn't it?

Surrounded by bodyguards, hilarious.

Amid claimed security has been stepped up over acid attack fears.

Now, because there are enough people out there who have, let's just call them, illnesses, shall we?

It's probably just as well.

Whether these people can stop anything, I don't know.

If somebody's squirting

acid at you, you know, I don't know. Perhaps somebody will invent something that means they'll do it,

it'll drop on somebody. It's all very tacky. And I suppose they've done right. Getting bodyguards in,

just to make sure nobody gets in. It's a shame, isn't it? Family-based program,

technically, and they have to have bodyguards in. Where are we going? Where are we going? Oh, we're

going all over the place. Jeremy Vine, you heard on the program. He had one of these

veg in. I say one of these vegans, because either we've gone completely round the bend.

And he was complaining because Jeremy had in the studio a ham and cheese sandwich.

He said, dead pig.

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