Is It Weird To Photoshop Your Christmas Card?

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🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0	Fly better to your perfect winter getaway with Emirates,
0:04.0	whether it's a tropical break in Thailand,
0:07.0	family fun in Dubai,
0:09.0	or ultimate relaxation in the Maldives.
0:12.0	But remember, it's not just about where you're going, it's
0:16.1	how you get there. Fly Emirates and start your holiday with delicious regional dining,
0:22.4	complimentary drinks, outstanding service, and award-winning
0:26.0	entertainment.
0:27.0	Emirates, fly better.
0:30.9	The Bert Show.
0:32.4	Look, it's the balance of life in anything.
0:34.0	Parenting is no different.
0:36.0	A parenting win for Kristen yesterday and a potential parenting fail for Kristen coming up for Christmas. No, it's not a parenting fail for Kristen coming up for Christmas.
0:43.0	No, it's not a parenting fail, it's shallow AF,
0:46.0	and you're going to judge the living daylights out of me,
0:48.0	but guess what, I don't care.
0:50.0	All right, so yeah, yesterday, the parenting win,
0:52.0	and I know somebody already said you're going to jink yourself
0:54.7	I can't jinx myself for something that happened once and will probably never happen again. This was like a unicorn moment so I'm going to embrace it
1:02.0	So there I was in our playroom with Jimmy. He's going ham on his
1:07.3	Play-Doh having a great time. And Jimmy is her teen son.
1:11.1	Yeah, Jimmy is my new listener. Jimmy is my son who was two and a half years old.
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