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The Bird Show.

Dudes are stupid.

Say that! Thank you. The Burt Show Dudes are stupid.

Say that! Thank you.

Dudes are stupid.

Now I want to give you another example of a dude being stupid.

Just sit back and slow it down for just one second.

This dude, like like invites his overbearing mom to

join him and our listener on a birthday trip without even asking her about it. Of course

she's going to be pissed. Just slow down and think about it, dudes.

Dear Bert Show, first off I want to say, you all are amazing and thank you for starting off my morning every day.

Also, thank you for being real and sharing your lives with us.

I need advice. My birthday is coming up and I'm really excited to head out of town for a mini concert this weekend.

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