Is It Okay to Date Your Brother’s Best Friend?

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Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Jordana shares her firsthand experience at a concert when she witnessed the viral moment Mr. Met fell off stage at Citi Field, breaking it down with Jared as pure comedy gold. Jared and Jordana read a listener’s email about a guy’s shy hopscotch move on a first date and debate when quirky crosses into “icky.” They dive into a friendship dilemma about hooking up with a best friend’s college fling years later, exploring honesty and boundaries. Plus, Jared calls out the major red flag of guys asking for selfies before the first date: “If a woman asks me for pictures, I’m opting out.” This episode covers hilarious fails, dating deal breakers, and navigating complicated friendships! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:05.9	And I am Jared Fried. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. How are you? What's going on? What's the haps? How was your weekend?
0:12.3	My weekend was good. I saw the Lumineers on Friday. Hey, ho. Yes.
0:18.0	Hey. I was very upset. You went there. Did they play the song? They played, of course. Yeah. It was great. Was that the closer? No, it was like in the middle. Okay. But it was great. I love the limineers. Mike spotted Forzag. Forzag, Traynor to the Stars. Yes. All the coolest people were there. A lot of cool people. at Forzag on all the coolest people yeah a lot of cool people at
0:38.1	forzag on instagram if you want to go follow a great trainer there was a really funny thing that
0:42.2	happened we're like um so it's a city field so for some reason in like i don't know why this was part
0:49.0	of the plan but they had mr met come out and start, like, dancing. On stage.
0:54.4	On stage. I, okay. It must have freaked out the people that took a couple of drugs before the show. What the fuck is going on? Baseball head is on stage. It was just like, I mean, I get that we're at City Field. It was just like, that doesn't have anything to do with baseball. It was just, like, felt very random. But the best part. So then Mr. Metz, like, on stage dancing, while he's dancing, I'm kind of like, that doesn't have anything to do with baseball, which just, like, felt very random, but the best part.
1:14.8	So then Mr. Met's, like, on stage dancing, while he's dancing, I'm kind of like,
1:17.3	this just doesn't seem like necessary.
1:17.7	Right.
1:18.2	But whatever.
1:20.5	Then someone, like, throws him a tambourine.
1:21.2	Mr. Matt. He misses the tambourine and he falls offstage.
1:24.4	No, stop this.
1:25.8	Is there video of this?
1:27.0	Yes. falls offstage. No, stop it. Is there video of this? Can you see the video? Show the video.
1:28.6	It was great. That's the crazy part. I was like, was this planned? Right. We were just talking about
1:33.5	falling and getting hurt during tennis with your friends and you're like, you're probably going,
1:38.8	oh, thank God, no one saw. Right. Mr. Met Falls, there's 30,000 cameras on him.
1:44.6	On the middle of city.
1:45.5	And one party goes, what a gift.
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