Is It Gay To Drink Matcha? | Your Mom's House Ep. 839

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Shop SKIMS Mens at https://SKIMS.com. #skimspartner - Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/YMH. Promo Code YMH - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are firing on all cylinders as chaos reigns from start to finish. Christine boldly reclaims her glasses identity (sparking a surprisingly heated household debate), questionable gift choices come under scrutiny, and the internet once again proves it was the greatest mistake. From rage-filled rants about fake followers and bots, to disturbingly confident accountants, fetish podcasters breaking down their very specific preferences, and viral videos featuring hornets, skateboarding trauma, and shower-time courting rituals, this episode will make you cry m, my baby! Tim and Christine also check out more content from their new favorite survivalist, chime in on a Italian man's scam with his dead mother, and go off about people walking among us who aren't as sane as they seem. Add in fart economics, tactical vests for children, holiday gifting advice, and a deep dive into what really makes something “gay,” and you’ve got a classic YMH rollercoaster. Buckle up, Mommy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 839 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:58 - Opening Clip: Fireside Chat 00:07:19 - Clowning Around A Pazsitzky Effect 00:17:00 - Prepared Not Paranoid 00:28:40 - Lipstick Plug 00:30:16 - Bitches Love A Strong Jawline 00:34:39 - Clip: Fart Fetish Confession 00:39:20 - Clip: Domino's Fart Pizza 00:43:18 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:49:34 - MMA Domination 00:51:43 - Hitler Won An Election 00:58:19 - Italian Mom Scam + Plain Clothes Psycho 01:05:38 - Meghan Markle's Salmonella Thanksgiving 01:08:35 - Crack Is Whack 01:14:40 - A Really Cool Story 01:19:38 - TikToks 01:33:49 - Closing Song - "SooWoo" by Josh Del Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
0:11.0	Think about cheese.
0:13.2	Make your thoughts cheesier.
0:15.4	Now add 100% chicken breast fillet,
0:17.7	Chipotle sauce and Omega Cheese Mel,
0:19.8	and it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's.
0:23.4	Did we mention it's cheesy?
0:25.3	Cheese.
0:27.1	Availments on the 4th of Jan, 2026 from 11 a.m.
0:29.5	Price and participation may vary.
0:30.6	Subjects availability.
0:31.5	Welcome to another episode of your mom's house.
0:35.1	I'm Tom. She's Christine.
0:37.6	How are you today?
0:39.0	I'm feeling great, Tom, because I feel like I've reclaimed myself today.
0:44.5	Oh, really?
0:45.5	What are you doing?
0:46.6	Cleaning my glasses?
0:47.5	Your glasses.
0:48.4	Funny, because, you know, I've had these glasses for like a decade.
0:52.3	No.
0:52.6	And it's like my signature look.
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