The Bird Show.

Our wedding's a little bit like a new restaurant or a new bar.

Like in the morning, I don't know if you guys have ever gone to like a bar that's supposed to open or a restaurant

that's supposed to open later on in the day and you look around that restaurant restaurant you're like there's no way this

thing is going to be open by seven o'clock tonight and if you go to the opening

by God they have it all done are weddings like that also leading up to it or all the cheese crossed all just in case something unforeseen goes wrong.

I mean you would think that's the case you would think after planning a wedding for nearly two

years that the week of we would be giggling and kicking our feet and drinking

pina kaladas but the call I got from my mom about my cousin's and drinking Peña Kaladas.

But the call I got from my mom

about my cousin's wedding this weekend

sent me into such a tizzy that I could not fathom

having so little prepared the week of my wedding. It started off very simple. My mom gave me a call

and she was kind of giggling about the conversation she was having with my cousin and her

fiance who, by the way, are getting married this weekend. I'm gonna be the made of honor in it and

she was like they had no idea you needed a license to get married so

shut up you're lying they thought it was just a figure of speech like licensed to wed.

You're lying.

I can't you not.

And I'm like, I feel like if you have to be told that maybe you're not ready to get married.

Wow, she a Florida alum also?

No, Florida State. Florida State.

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