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Attention, DV shoppers.

Two new limited time items have been added to the Distorted View store at a cuckoo crazy bananas price.

It's that chilly time of year and you can never have too many sweatshirts to help keep you warm.

Today's deal? Your choice of one of two new Distorted View sweatshirts.

One in the classic Distorted View stamp logo and

the other in the new stylized TV logo. These sweatshirts come in a variety of colors like white,

gray, yellow, red, green, Gryan, Picolongo, Julep, Julep, and Brassy Mip Mip Swirl. Please note some of those

colors are only available in limited quantities, and others simply

don't exist.

What makes this a truly bonkers deal?

You can select these sweatshirts for the low-low price of only $18.

That's $12 less than regularly priced sweatshirts.

Want to hear something else that'll knock your cock in the dirt?

These sweatshirts are priced less than the already low prices of standard DVT shirts.

We've never had a sale like this.

Act now, act quick, and most of all, act reckless.

Just buy great quantities of these sweatshirts at that amazing price, even if that means

draining your bank accounts and not having enough money to feed your family this Thanksgiving.

They'll understand you couldn't pass up a deal like this.

Go to shop.d distortedview.com right now for your limited edition value time dby logo sweatshirts that shop dot distorted view.com

and as always thank you for shopping your distorted view store

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