Is Bert’s Big Idea For Our Producer Going To Get Him ARRESTED?!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 9 July 2025
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Birch Show. |
| 0:02.4 | Tommy, will you call our producer Jackson into the studio? |
| 0:05.5 | Because I'm about to make him an offer that he absolutely can and should refuse it. |
| 0:13.2 | I think I have established on The Birch show here that over the course of 20 years, |
| 0:20.2 | and I have some pretty bad ideas that I just I just greenlighted. |
| 0:24.5 | But in radio, no idea is a bad idea. |
| 0:27.4 | Oh no, I thought plenty of it. |
| 0:28.9 | That's bad ideas. |
| 0:30.1 | The problem here with that cliche is it's only a bad idea if you present it to others to shoot down. |
| 0:37.1 | But if you don't present it, it's not a bad idea. |
| 0:40.2 | And fun fact, your name's on the show, so you can pretty much present whatever you want. |
| 0:43.4 | Yeah, and I think more often than not, 90% of the time, what we'll do is we'll have |
| 0:48.6 | brainstorming meetings and we will decide on what we're going to do. |
| 0:52.7 | And then we have to send everything over to corporate. |
| 0:55.2 | Then they have to send it over to their legal department. |
| 0:57.9 | Boring, boring, boring. |
| 0:59.6 | Takes two years to get a promotion on the air now. |
| 1:01.5 | Yeah, it does, right? |
| 1:03.1 | So, you know, that's what got me in trouble with our last, my last bad idea, |
| 1:07.7 | which was our celebrity challenge, right? |
| 1:09.3 | I didn't run through corporate, no legal. |
| 1:11.5 | So we got into all sorts of problems with our celebrity challenge with Mo ended up winning. |
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