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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, July 9

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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0:00.0

Here, Bertia. So Abby here is wondering how big an a hole she is. Not is she an a hole. It's how big in a hole she might be being. clause this week. They're all coming out to play in the last like seven days or so. I don't know what it is

0:22.4

about this year. Well, I do know what it is about this year. There's a lot of family stuff going on in

0:26.0

Florida, which is where I'm from. And so I'm constantly flying down to see my family for my

0:30.6

brother's engagement and then there's a gender reveal and then there's a bridal shower and then

0:34.5

there's a baby shower. And there's so many things i have to go down to see my family for in tampa which i jokingly call the worst city on earth so when i go to the worst

0:42.4

city on earth i like to find fun things to do that make it feel a little bit less like it is the worst

0:49.4

place on earth i have beef with tampa i feel like every time i go down there i try to have a good time

0:54.0

i want to love it my family's there it's an objectively beautiful city and I have beef with Tampa. I feel like every time I go down there, I try to have a good time.

0:55.0

I want to love it.

0:55.8

My family's there.

0:58.1

It's an objectively beautiful city.

1:00.8

But every time I go there, I'm like, what is there to do?

1:01.5

Nobody's out.

1:02.5

It feels like a wasteland.

1:03.6

Where are the people?

1:06.3

I almost feel like sending you to Detroit.

1:13.0

Because I feel like you haven't done enough traveling in this country if you think Tampa is the worst.

1:15.7

Well, I think sometimes it comes down to vibes.

1:16.3

You know what I mean?

1:23.5

Like there are certain places that just don't, like, I don't know if it's astrologically or just what you're looking for in a city.

1:25.6

There are just certain cities that you're not going to mesh with.

1:27.6

There are certain cities that you're just not going to gel with.

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