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James O'Brien's Mystery Hour

Is an apple alive? 29th August

James O'Brien's Mystery Hour

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6960 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2013

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Washing Up - why the word 'up'? how tall do you have to be to not be affected by cutting raw onions and how do you treat restless leg syndrome?

Transcript

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0:00.0

The promise that I issue to you is that by 1 o'clock today, you will know more than you do now.

0:07.3

LBC 97.3 Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

0:14.2

Three minutes after 12, this is LBC 97.3. And this is your, this is the only hour in the week where I don't have anything in front of me,

0:22.8

except a blank piece of paper. Yeah, you'd probably find that quite hard to believe.

0:26.1

You think I conduct every conversation on the program with a blank piece of paper in front of me.

0:30.9

But I don't. This is entirely generated by you. Have you noticed how everyone bangs on about interactivity? It can't turn on the

0:38.6

telly these days without being asked to send in your thoughts, tweet your ideas, as if it's

0:43.1

some amazing new invention. This is the oldest commercial radio station in the United Kingdom,

0:47.9

and rapidly becoming the most popular, certainly up there and thereabouts in London.

0:53.1

And that's all we do is interactive. It's all we

0:56.4

actually do. It's why we've got our phone lines open and it's great that we've now got emails

1:00.3

and tweets and texts. But this notion that interactive media allowing people to have their say

1:05.8

is modern or novel or new or original in any way, shape or form is frankly palpably ridiculous.

1:12.4

And this is the most interactive part of the week, because this is when you not only set the

1:17.8

questions, but also provide the answers. So the way it works is a bit like the newspaper columns,

1:23.6

the notes and queries, the Q&As, you've seen them. Someone writes in and says,

1:27.8

why do we do this, or where does that come from, or what is this or that or the other,

1:31.6

and someone else writes in, sometimes weeks later, with an answer. This is immediate

1:35.6

interactivity. We aim to get our answers up before the hour is over. And that guarantee you heard

1:41.3

a moment ago, a slightly distorted voice production. It's true. It's

1:45.2

genuine. You will know more now. You will know more by one o'clock than you do now. You might not be

1:49.6

grateful for the knowledge and you might not even remember it by 10 past one, but there is no

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