Is Abby’s Love Life Or Apartment Complex On Fire?! You Decide!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 17 June 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Burt Show. |
| 0:01.0 | It's a cliche that the universe is on your side. |
| 0:03.4 | It works in your favor and it is pushing Abby into a relationship. |
| 0:07.5 | Yeah, the universe was working for me the other day and it all had to do with something that I thought was going to |
| 0:12.1 | ruin my week. So do you something that I thought was going to ruin my week. |
| 0:13.4 | So do you remember, I think it was last week I brought this up that some guy moved next door to me |
| 0:18.1 | and I saw the back of his floppy brown head and I was like, I'm like, |
| 0:20.8 | I'm a hot new neighbor. And I was kind of like I don't really know how to |
| 0:26.3 | approach this man without looking like a total stalker just like knocking on his door and be like |
| 0:30.7 | hello you who you next door single are you single and I would be a |
| 0:35.2 | weave it for it might be a little yeah it's just not the way to do it so I've been |
| 0:38.9 | contemplating how I'm going to make my move to make this happen or at least to see the front of his |
| 0:44.6 | face to make sure that the front of his head is just as ridiculous as the back |
| 0:49.1 | of his head. I think that's a good start. So I have noticed that a lot of people have moved into the |
| 0:55.8 | complex over the last couple of weeks. There have been a lot of U-Hauls and one |
| 1:00.7 | thing that I've noticed in correlation with something else |
| 1:04.4 | is that I notice when I come home from my afternoon walk |
| 1:07.1 | that the hallways start to smile, a little skunky. |
| 1:10.9 | L'a, little, o'lle, the icky sticky, there's a little icky little sticky. There's a little sticky smell. |
| 1:14.0 | It is sticky. |
| 1:15.0 | Walked throughout the hallways. |
| 1:18.0 | That's just Atlanta now. |
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