Irritating Billionaires For Dummies!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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EP792: Bryan has a mostly off and sometimes on again exchange going with billionaire Mark Cuban! Each year Bryan will bother Mark about something and Mark will respond with his disdain for anything Bryan says. The tradition continues as Bryan emails Mark about Elon Musk. Mark responds like a father disappointed in his child's stupidity. Plus, LaBUBU has jumped the shark and we should all learn from the past (looking at you Beanie babies, Cabbage Patch Dolls and...Dick Tracy movie posters??). Then, NC weatherman Mark Mathis is one WILD dude! He is not doing the weather reports, but he is doing something. It's performance art Finally, Trad Wife "Princess Treatment" is setting the internet ablaze. Bryan gets in on the dumpster fire. TCB Clip: Do not say "I have to poo". Watch EP #792 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Don't say I want to pull. I want to pull isn't polite and informal. Year of five, polite,
0:09.1	formal and sophisticated ways to say, I want to pull. Number one, nature is calling. Number two,
0:18.1	a brief visit to the restroom is in order.
0:21.6	Number three, excuse me, personal affairs to attend to.
0:25.6	Number four, pardon me, biological urgency.
0:29.6	And number five, may I step away for a private matter?
0:34.6	Don't say I want to pull.
0:44.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:45.5	I liked him.
0:47.9	I hope that he liked me.
0:48.7	I mean, I don't know.
0:51.9	But anyway, this starts kind of this back and forth.
0:53.9	The next day, Mark and Fallon.
0:59.6	So let me stop here for a minute and explain that at the dinner, Mark is talking about fireside and his investment in fireside.
1:01.7	And he is asking me, what makes fireside different?
1:05.0	How can we be better?
1:06.0	What can we do?
1:07.4	And I go on a typical Brian rant for like 20 minutes throwing magical words and weird
1:15.4	sentences out there.
1:16.7	Rom Dach.
1:17.1	The Ram Dass that somehow gets Mark's eyes spinning like a Cheshire cat.
1:20.9	He's really into whatever it is I'm saying.
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