Piggy Fronting Dr. Oz!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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EP793: Dr. Oz, fake TV doctor and newly appointed Sect. of the Kingdom, once tested Teresa Caputo's ability to speak with dead people. It goes well for her and terrible for all others involved . Plus, Bryan has a run-in with an Insta personality he follows at Disney. TCB Tunes: Starbucks Boyfriend Watch EP #793 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I walked in the door to grab a latte.
0:09.0	I paid $10, heard Arianna Grande, but then I saw him and his big doll.
0:16.0	I felt my knees weak, here came the brain falls.
0:20.0	And though I'm not gay, you make me feel that way.
0:25.6	I hope it never ends, my new Starbucks boyfriend.
0:36.6	All my toes curl, all the feels come
0:41.7	My world of gold, you are my shining sun
0:45.0	We love to talk sports and swim in pools
0:48.2	You like the patio, I like the bar stools
0:51.5	And we spill tea and we crochet.
0:55.0	The other tables might think we're gay.
0:58.0	I don't really care.
1:00.0	I hope it never ends.
1:01.0	You're my best Starbucks boyfriend.
1:09.0	And though we're still straight, you make me feel a certain way.
1:18.7	I hope it never ends.
1:21.9	My new Starbucks boyfriend.
1:25.6	And though I'm not gay, you make me feel that way I hope it never ends my new
1:35.7	Starbucks boyfriend and though I'm not gay, you make me feel away, I hope it never ends, my new Starbucks boyfriend.
2:16.4	On this episode of the commercial break.
2:23.2	We say piggy fronting, because I can imagine a ghost, like full balls deep into Teresa's hair.
2:30.2	But it reminded me that a while ago I collected a video, as I do when I'm trolling on the internet.
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