The Ray Hurrah, once again the smartest man in the world,

is a land bridge that connects Scotland and Missouri.

That's how you'll know it.

And thank you.

We're not in Edinburgh, but we may be later in the year

for the festival there, we're in Glasgow, which is Edinburgh's

grown up, messed up, slutty, fucking sister.

And that's what makes Glasgow so sexy and appealing.

The people are rough and fucking tough.

You see guys walking down the street, we're in trainers

and a shaved kind of national front haircut,

and you realize they're just regular guys.

That's what makes Glasgow so charming.

I had Chinese food today on a sassy hill.

How do you pronounce it?

Sassy hill?

Sucky, sucky hall.

Sucky hall.

Very nice.

The music was playing comedy loud at one point.

It was just like regular like restaurant music for a while.

And then all of a sudden, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

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