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We're right here while I once again, the smartest man in the world, proofcows,

they see the third here from the salubriest confines of San Jose's most enchanting,

comedy, cob, clubhouse, the improv in San Jose located in the gracious, drunk white people district of San Jose

across from the car park where you see people walk by you on the half of the head and the other half of it is a sandwich.

It is an exciting neighborhood to be in, emerging in restaurants all round and every matter of a bizarre chain popping up.

It's fantastic. There's stealth buses that kill you when you're walking down the street because you can't fucking hear them when they come.

You hear ding-ding and then your life is over, okay? And for a lot of people here,

all they think of is riding the Google bus and then getting hit by a bus. So their life is an unending series of tragic buses.

Roll up, roll up for the mystery tours.

Once again, the show we seek to join hands and join hearts and some find some solace in one another's company and this ever lasting

slag pile measma of an unending sources of vexation that seem to play a guess.

And yet, the silver lining is always there. Before we even get started, I have people desperately asking me all the time,

asking me desperately. I have desperate people asking me.

Asking people who are desperate is a desperate, asking people to be desperate is desperately asking for something.

And they come up to me and they say, Greg, desperately, they say, Greg, I'm desperate. And I'll be like, hi, I'm Greg.

And then they're like, I'm asking something and I'm like, are you desperate to ask? And they're like, I was desperate before.

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