I'm so hooked up with the violin underground room of the saloon and it's so hot theater located

at the corner of uh-huh and yeah right here in Soho there's a tapas bar next door now I hope some

people were getting it on over there I noticed they moved in and that's very good news that

places awesome Jennifer and I had a shrimp dish there that was scandalous I called the police

they go bite the head off and then there's this thing and it goes into your mouth so we bite the

head off these fucking giant ass crustaceans that were the size of a child's elbow and I'm not in the

habit of putting children's elbows in my mouth I was just using it as a scale thing I didn't want

to freak you out and go like you know like a spaniel when you're holding them down so

quite a large crustacean right and had a big fucking head with lots of fillies on it the Hoennchilata

right big bug as we say in Texas and uh I'm not from Texas but in Texas they go that's a big bug

and uh you rip the head off the fucker right and stick it in your mouth and it ejaculated sea water

and I mean like a fucking porn ass load like bar and I fucking bravely tear running down my cheek like a

World War One play the mosaic what play it wow so I hope you're doing that next door uh there's also

lots of other activities in Soho we were wondering if they still went on at late at night uh because of

the old days every manner of thing went on here I've been I remember being up before in the

morning one time because there was a fire alarm in my hotel I've told the story I'm going to cut

to the chase I was offered a ride a ride that was the scariest thing I was offered coke and sacks but

you're like now you know okay and then a guy came up and stopped his car and one getting

I didn't listen to my mother that much but in that case she was right if you remember that one

if a guy pulls up and says get in don't get on if you don't know and not if I pulled up in the

fucking window I went down and I didn't even consider it in my imagination of course later think

of the things all of a sudden you're driven to the sous tonne of Brunei sweet right something

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