Ironic Smites

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the God Show, episode 77, ironic smites part one.
0:09.0	I'm here with Jesus Christ. How's it going Jesus?
0:12.0	Hello dad, I'm pretty good.
0:14.0	I got to admit I threw my back out the other day.
0:17.0	You threw your back out?
0:18.0	Yeah.
0:19.0	Were you hanging on the cross again?
0:20.0	No, that wasn't why.
0:22.0	That'll do it. But no, I was, I was, uh, admittedly spending a lot of time playing that new animal crossing game that all the humans were playing. Right. And, uh, I mean, I was on the couch for hours.
0:35.0	And then I tried to get up and, oh!
0:38.8	My back couldn't function.
0:40.3	Right, so, so you were being punished for your sloth.
0:43.0	Yes, I didn't, I didn't realize I would be punished, but I was.
0:48.0	Yes, yes, well, you know, universe has been designed this way, so that, uh, you know know every sin has a punishment built in.
0:55.0	So please don't make me laugh too hard because my back is still recovering.
1:02.0	I don't want to... Well I'm not that, so I don't think that'll be a problem.
1:05.0	Right, so that kind of speaks to the theme of today's show,
1:10.0	Ironic Smites. And, you know, you have kind of an ironic smite happening to you
1:15.8	Jesus you threw your back out. Yeah well I appreciate you still coming on the
1:20.5	show this week even though you you're lying in bed right now right at the
1:25.5	edge of your bed I am I'm not on the edge of my bed I'm in bed but I'm propped up in
1:30.4	bed and I've got this big box that I have my laptop mounted on and yeah
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