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The God Pod

God Slams Pastor Who Wants Your Stimulus Check

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God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2020

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

'Pastor' Tony Spell is asking people to donate their stimulus checks to him and I have thoughts.



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0:00.0

Don't give money to Pastor Tony's spell, okay?

0:03.0

He's a fucking con artist.

0:04.5

He doesn't care about you.

0:06.0

He is a con artist.

0:07.4

Whatever you do, do not give money to this man.

0:10.1

Smite.

0:11.6

Don't give money to Pastor Tony Spell.

0:14.0

Today in the goddamn news,

0:16.0

Pastor's Stimulus Challenge asking people to donate their checks to his church is getting roasted.

0:21.0

As the saying goes, a fool and his money are soon parted.

0:24.8

Or at least that's what Tony Spell,

0:26.6

pastor of the Life Tabernacle Church in Baton Rouge, Louisiana,

0:30.8

is evidently hoping with the so-called stimulus challenge he released on

0:34.8

YouTube this week. This is insane. This guy is a televangelist and a con artist. Is

0:39.7

there any other kind? And the minute-long clip, Spell asked his parishioners to donate their newly minted

0:44.8

trump signed stimulus checks yes the whole thing the whole thing to his church can you

0:50.0

believe this guy okay hashtag pastor spell stimulus challenge Do you f

0:55.0

believe this guy? Okay, hashtag, pastor spell stimulus challenge, spell says at the beginning of the video,

0:57.0

making a pretty solid case that he doesn't understand how hashtags work.

1:01.0

It's like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy. I declare bankruptcy! Anyway, he says

1:06.7

number one, April the 19th, 2020, it begins. Rule number two, donate you stimulus money. Rule number three donated to

1:15.4

evangelists, North American evangelists who haven't had an offering in a month.

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