Recently Pope Francis went out to dinner with 120 trans women, but some have been left confused with his statement because when asked about the trans dinner, he replied by saying,

Trans, yeah right, good one. Trust me, those ladies were all women, and I had 120 of them all to myself.

Yes, sir, you heard that right.

I know I took a vow of celibacy, but no one said I couldn't look,

and the guns on the one on my lap were so nice I peeped him twice.

At this point one of the bishops started ushering the Pope towards the back room and asking the

reporters to leave before whispering, do not ruin this for him. My man had a good night with 120 beautiful ladies,

and that's all that matters. Isn't that right, Francis? Before turning to the Pope to say,

he just means that all women came from Adam's rib, technically, so at one point was a man nothing

to worry about.

Ignoring the Bishop's recommendation, the reporter pulled out an article from the daily

male confirming the 120 women were in fact trans

when the Pope ran back caught in the reporter's face screaming

call her a man again I dare you next person to say it it's on site

this sounds like the kind of article someone was zero honeydips would write let alone 120 all to himself

Before taking a swig of the communion wine and yelling I fucking love being the Pope, but if I wasn't the Pope you don't want to know the things I would do to the

tall one. On God, she'd be walking funny out of the Vatican, because Pope E. Lyke.

The Bishop interjected again saying, long live the Pope, and urged other members of the clergy to join

enchanting the Pope's name while he stood on the organ making motorboating

sounds and yelling don't hate the Pope because you ain't the Pope now let's get

this pregame started.

The boys.

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