So recently an article came out saying that men might be less inclined to consume vegan food due to it allegedly appearing less manly.

And as a proud member of PETA, I just wanted to spell that myth because there is absolutely nothing feminine about our organization.

Quite the opposite.

Just yesterday I was coming from my potluck.

Masculine Rich.

When Rachel's partner asked if there was anything other than Soy Casarol.

That's when I stood up on a chair and said attention.

Someone thinks they're too good for the cast for all I took hours to make.

Trilling the situation, very masculine.

The man whose house we were at then said, who is this guy and who invited him?

And that he's bringing out the wings temporarily.

So I began ripping up every paper plate while yelling if you

don't want to eat the casserole everyone can starve how about that physical

strength and dominance those aren't easy to rip either took me three attempts

when I was having a similar masculine outburst.

If that's feminine, explain to me why everyone at the potluck backed away immediately.

Honestly, if you look up masculinity in the dictionary, you're going to see me last week because after disrupting a barbecue,

I decided to top it off with throwing some red paint at women's fur coat.

Nothing feminine about that? My man demanded that I apologize to a seven-year-old wife.

She did the crime, she can do the time.

So after denying the request, he got in my face and said, why don't we step outside

unless you're chicken?

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