You are the resistance. I'm Christopher Tadish people, and this is the Armigan Update, the Strait of Hormuz, or as our president called it, the straight of Hormuz. He also didn't know there were two holes, one with an H and one with an extra W.

Nutrition's whole milk and his hole with a W. He's stupid. You get that, right? He's really, really stupid, like unnaturally stupid. Like, Lenny from mice and men stupid. But he won't ask you to tell him about the rabbits, because I know everything about rabbits. They're also called bunnies or hares. That's an interesting spelling. No one knows that hair and hair are different spelled. There's a hair that means bunny or rabbit. There's also a hair that you pile on top of your head in a piss-colored pile against God and all that is holy. So I know a lot about hairs. The dumbest human being ever in government except for the people he's hired to run our government. Brainworm, raw milk, snorting, coke off toilet seats working on Wrangler's Guy is in charge of our health.

And drunk Nazi sexual assaulter is in charge of our military. Thank God we're not at war.

It's an excursion. We did a little excursion. We had to take this little couple of weeks, a few weeks of excursion.

You do know that an excursion is a trip to the mountains

to go sledding after the first snowstorm, right? An incursion is a sudden, often hostile

invasion, raid or entry into a territory or domain. You get that someone told him incursion,

and this dipshit said excursion. Because, you know, illiteracy.

Yosemites, Yosemites, I said, well, let's see how we say that. Cryptologizing. How will you make decisions as president? And he said, well, I'm not going to be reading any big reports. I mean, do you want me to read it? It's long. I don't have my glasses. Now, he's too fragile to accept that he's an idiot and just keeps doubling down. Short excursion. This is an excursion. We took a little excursion, going to be a short-term excursion. I would give myself, I would, look, I hate to do it, but I will do it. I would give myself an A-plus. Is that enough? Can I go higher than that?

So what has happened since Sweet Potato Hitler invaded a country that didn't attack us?

Well, gas has skyrocketed. Oil prices have gone up 40 to 50% worldwide.

But here's the problem. If gas goes up, it costs more to deliver stuff, making it more expensive.

Also, synthetic fertilizers made from oil and petroleum products.

So not only is it more expensive to deliver the food, it's now more expensive to grow the food,

tires, plastics, all of it made from oil or petroleum products.

So guess what, kids?

Everything is going up in price.

And the good news is that the persimmon

pedophile had absolutely zero plan or goal. And now we are in a war because Israel told Trump

to bomb Iran. And the good news is that nothing ever gets messy in the Middle East. Thank God,

huh? I mean, for decades or centuries. But the worst thing is that the man who dodged the

draft five times who claimed bone spurs, the same man who called our soldiers, suckers and losers,

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