Ipso Lacto

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2012

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Justin actively avoids dairy, claiming to HATE cheese, butter, and cream. His friend Angela is irritated by the avoidance, alleges that Justin has consumed and enjoyed dairy in the past, and thinks he should own up. Who is right in this food fight?

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
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0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.1	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.4	I'm Bayliffe Jesse Thorn.
0:43.4	This week, Ipso Lacto.
0:46.3	Angela brings the case against her good friend Justin.
0:49.5	Justin claims that he hates and will not eat cheese, butter, or cream.
0:55.0	Endless avoidance of dairy, a noise Angela, whether they're dining at her house or out at a restaurant.
1:00.8	Angela says Justin has knowingly consumed and enjoyed dairy products in the past
1:06.0	and should own up to it.
1:07.9	Who's right and who's wrong?
1:09.4	Only one man can decide.
1:11.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:14.6	Oh, hey Jesse, you're not going to wear that shirt, are you?
1:18.4	Don't you see that's not even a question?
1:19.9	That shirt makes you look fat.
1:21.5	That's because I am fat.
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