iPhone Spyware Panic, Canadian Rock Fights & A Bachelorette Meltdown
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to another Friday edition of The Rizzuto Show — your favorite daily dose of chaos disguised as a comedy podcast. Today’s episode kicks off with something rare for us: actual useful information. There’s a major iPhone spyware warning making the rounds, and yes, we strongly recommend updating your phone unless you want your personal data casually hanging out with the Russian mafia. No big deal.
Of course, we can’t stay serious for long. Within minutes, we’re deep into one of the most heated debates of the year: the Mount Rushmore of Canadian rock bands. Rush is a lock, but after that? Things get… aggressive. Nickelback enters the chat, Bryan Adams gets defended way too passionately, and somehow we all leave more confused than when we started. It’s the kind of argument that proves this comedy podcast is less about answers and more about yelling confidently.
From there, we roll into “Crap On Celebrities,” where we cover everything from ACDC health updates to Nine Inch Nails rumors, Dave Grohl’s very public therapy era, and Jelly Roll dropping motivation that honestly makes us feel like we should go for a walk… but probably won’t.
Then things take a turn into reality TV chaos. A Bachelorette season gets completely scrapped after some pretty wild footage surfaces, and we try to wrap our heads around how you go from “Will you marry me?” to “This show no longer exists.” It’s messy, it’s uncomfortable, and naturally, we talk about it way too long.
We also hit rock band logos, Fox Theatre stories (including a tequila-fueled season ticket decision that aged exactly how you’d expect), Chuck Norris being indestructible, and John Stamos getting his first tattoo at 62 — because apparently we’re all just figuring things out as we go.
It’s loud, it’s all over the place, and it’s exactly what you expect from a Friday comedy podcast with The Rizzuto Show.
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:02.0 | Lots of people call any Bill O'Reilly. |
| 0:04.8 | Everybody's got to shut their faces. |
| 0:08.8 | All righty. |
| 0:12.0 | Let's do it live. |
| 0:13.0 | My man's topped off on the T. |
| 0:15.4 | I love it. |
| 0:16.8 | Yeah, because I treat people the way Bill O'Reilly treats people. |
| 0:20.6 | Right? That's people. Right? |
| 0:21.2 | That's equal, right? |
| 0:23.4 | Okay, maybe you're kind of Christian bailing out. |
| 0:25.4 | I dress down by everybody all the time, right? |
| 0:29.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:29.5 | And you called me that one time and left that weird voicemail like you left that lady. |
| 0:33.2 | That's right. |
| 0:34.0 | Yes. |
| 0:34.6 | Exactly the same thing. |
| 1:11.9 | I treat people very well with a lot of respect. And sometimes things get frustrating. Uh-huh. Hey, man. And I hit the point of frustration today. Uh-huh. I'm not apologizing. I love you, man. Thanks for coming in today, Rayfe. Appreciate it. That's nice. Wow. Say it bad. No, I'm not saying it back. He didn't have to come in. He had a great show last night. You know what I mean? No, he's got to come in. He works here. We all work here. You're welcome. Thanks for coming in today, Roe. Really appreciate you taking the time. True hero. Yeah, really. Not all heroes wear capes. |
| 1:12.9 | Thanks for coming up today. I actually did wear a cape in today. It's on the back of my chair. Were you at Rick Wakeman last night with his cape? From, yes. Yes. He's here with his son of the Sheldon. Oh, boy, I can't believe I miss that. I know. All right, we got Rafe's E-memorium coming up. |
| 1:28.3 | Riz here for Dobbs Tire and Auto Centers. |
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| 1:54.0 | And with the most locations around, including new stores in Oakville and Waterloo, full service, tire and auto service has never been more convenient. |
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