Cameras FAIL, Bracket Chaos & “Time Blindness” Gets ROASTED
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The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 20 March 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when a funny podcast completely derails before it even starts—and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way.
We kick things off with technical difficulties because the cameras decided to clock out early (respect, honestly), sending the show into a mild existential crisis before we pivot into March Madness betting updates. Some of us are winning money… others are just emotionally invested and confused.
Then things really go off the rails with a game that proves none of us should ever be trusted with geography. Colleges, states, basic knowledge—optional at best. It’s a humbling moment for a funny podcast that prides itself on… well, not much.
But the real centerpiece of today’s chaos? The “time blindness” debate. Is it a legitimate cognitive issue or just a fancy way of saying “I didn’t leave the house on time”? The crew goes back and forth with real stories, relationship struggles, and just enough yelling to make it feel like Thanksgiving dinner came early.
Also in this episode:
- A woman shows up 90 minutes late to her own party (bold, chaotic, unforgivable?)
- A hospital patient refuses to leave for FIVE MONTHS because… why not?
- People are now staying awake during plastic surgery (absolutely not)
- A fermented fish experiment goes horribly wrong
- Snake yoga exists and we hate it
- And somehow we end with a full breakdown of fart science like the professionals we are
It’s messy, it’s ridiculous, and it’s exactly what you expect from a funny podcast that thrives on everyday chaos, questionable decisions, and brutally honest takes.
If you’ve ever been late, judged someone for being late, or just want to feel better about your own life choices—this episode is for you.
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:02.0 | Hey! |
| 0:04.0 | Good morning, everybody. |
| 0:07.2 | Yeah, I know the camera's not working. |
| 0:08.8 | Yeah, we're having some technical difficulties. |
| 0:11.2 | And people are so understanding. |
| 0:14.0 | Are they? |
| 0:14.7 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:15.5 | Are we getting, like, flowers? |
| 0:17.0 | Are people sending us nights? |
| 0:18.1 | Oh, people are sending us chocolates. |
| 0:19.1 | Oh, that's wonderful. |
| 0:19.7 | And going, hey, I understand you've got some issues. Hopefully this Giradelli chocolate will help make it better. Which it always does. It does. Giridelli? Hell yeah. Yeah. That's the good stuff, huh? Uh-huh. Yeah, these cameras, like the bane of our existence. They work great for like four days in a row. Yeah. And then on Friday they got, we're just going to shut down and not work. Also over here at Moon's area, I knew something was wrong because things had been moved. People move things. I don't put it back. So I knew somebody was doing something. Somebody, you know, somebody was fooling around and just unplugging things. And it's great. Yeah, it is great. All this money they spent on these cameras. Isn't it great that you got into radio and we're dealing with camera drama? I know. Isn't that great? I know. When I first got into the business, the biz, we didn't even have a computer in the studio. They only got one, two, three, four, five, six. What, we had seven cameras in here? |
| 1:13.0 | Yeah. we didn't even have a computer in the studio now we got one two three four five say what do we have seven cameras in here yeah we got uh people in another room monitoring things |
| 1:20.3 | and the and the video team here they're they're awesome and they're doing a great job and they're |
| 1:23.9 | trying just it just takes me out of it like knowing there's like's running around, knowing there's a video guy that's going to have to come in. It just takes me out of doing what I'm supposed to be doing. I'm supposed to be doing this show. And it's not worrying about the cameras. It's worrying about the cameras all the time, all the time with these freaking |
| 1:45.7 | cameras. And it's National Ravioli Date, which adds extra personal problem. Yes. |
| 1:51.4 | Riz here for Dobbs Tire and Auto Centers. Listen, Dobbs has been St. Louis proud since 1976. |
| 1:56.4 | They know all about the potholes, the constant construction, and what all the debris on the road |
| 2:01.5 | in our town can do to your car and your tires. Dobbs keeps you rolling with the best new tire |
| 2:05.6 | prices in town, guaranteed. They've got locations all over town staffed with expert ASC certified |
| 2:12.2 | techs who can take care of all your vehicles, no matter what you drive, hybrids, EVs, everything. |
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