If a Banksy appeared on your house, you'd be sitting on a fortune, right?

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I'm Dr. Chris, and I'm Dr. Zan Fantullochan, and you're listening to one of our

favourite podcasts, just one thing.

Michael was a colleague, a friend, a mentor, and really an inspiration.

But we also just loved his work the way so many other people do, don't me, Chris?

That's right. I listened to Michael Mosley as a consumer, but he's also had a huge influence over

almost everything we've ever done. He kind of invented the type of broadcasting that you and I do,

where we bring our own confusion and problems to the screen

or to the radio. And that's why we're dropping in right now, because we want to tell you about

our new podcast. And I think perhaps more than anything we've ever done, this has been

influenced by Michael Mosley. In What's Up Docks, we're going to be diving into the messy, complicated world of health and

wellness. I think in very much the same way that Michael would have approached it. We are

bringing our own confusion to the microphone. Is that fair, Zand? I think that's right,

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