Introducing: CrimeLess

SmartLess

SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC

Science, Education, Culture, Learning, Society & Culture, Interview, Comedy, Discussion, Music, Entertainment

4.6 • 55.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2026

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

CrimeLess is a weekly comedy talk show exploring the wild crime questions you’d never act on—but secretly want answered. Comedian Rory Scovel and journalist–turned–true-crime podcaster Josh Dean break down a new outrageous caper each episode, from bold heists and absurd scams to crypto disasters and monkey-driven chaos. Their deep dives into the strange details and eccentric criminals spark hilarious, totally hypothetical brainstorms about how things could have gone even more off the rails. You’ll learn just enough weird facts to sound interesting at a party. Picture How Stuff Works after a few drinks, or You’re Wrong About—but focused entirely on Florida-Man-level mayhem.

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0:00.0	Hey there, smartless fans and listeners. It's me, comedian, actor, wizard, Rory Scoville,
0:09.5	and I'm busting into your ears right now to tell you about a new podcast that I hope you'll
0:14.1	check out. It's called Crimeless. Every week, journalist Josh Dean and myself dive into a new
0:19.3	story from the stupider side of the true crime world.
0:23.1	Here is our trailer, and if it sounds like some of you'd like, just search for and follow
0:26.4	Crimless wherever you get your podcasts.
0:32.6	Have you ever listened to crime shows and found yourself with more questions than answers?
0:38.1	And what is this? How is that not a story we all know?
0:39.5	What is this?
0:40.3	Where is that?
0:41.3	Why is it wet?
0:42.7	Then boy, do we have a podcast for you.
0:46.6	Is it a crime to cut someone's hair without their permission?
0:49.3	And what if that person is a cat?
0:50.5	Is it even safe to snort human remains?
0:52.7	What is the dumbest way to steal a quarter million dollars? Who catfish is a cat. Is it even safe to snort human remains? What is the dumbest way to steal a quarter million dollars?
0:56.4	Who catfish is a city? Is this even a crime? Honestly, it feels more like a high level prank than a crime.
1:04.3	Introducing Crimeless, a new show from the Law Abiding Geniuses at Smartless media, campside media, and big money players.
1:11.9	Join me, Roy Scoville, comedian and actor.
1:14.0	And me, Josh Dean, investigative journalist, on our new weekly podcast that celebrates the
1:18.7	amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals.
1:21.8	It has everything you could ever want in a show.
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