"Pixies"

SmartLess

SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC

Science, Education, Culture, Learning, Society & Culture, Interview, Comedy, Discussion, Music, Entertainment

4.6 • 55.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Settle your face — we’ve got Pixies. Where is our mind? On things like the dictionary, the draft, communal showers, and the highly-underrated color brown. Serving up “some delightful words to trip over,” …on an all-new SmartLess.

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0:00.0	Oh, Jay, did you comb your hair this morning?
0:06.8	No, it's still uncombed.
0:08.2	I haven't combed my hair since working on Little House in the Prairie, to be honest.
0:13.3	82, 81, I think it was.
0:16.7	Wow.
0:17.5	And I'm wearing a hat because you told me that my hair was bad, and I got a haircut, and I didn't want to show you what it was yet.
0:22.3	I didn't say it was bad.
0:23.1	I said it was under product.
0:24.6	Oh, very good.
0:26.2	Well, you know it's not bad?
0:27.8	What?
0:28.6	Next episode of Smartless Aircoms.
0:31.0	Smart.
0:31.5	Smart.
0:33.1	Smart.
0:37.8	Smart.
0:39.4	Smart. Less.
0:44.1	Smart.
0:50.3	How are you feeling better today, Jason?
0:50.8	Look at them. Not really.
0:52.2	Oh.
0:53.5	Doctor figured, you know, since I had COVID.
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