"Jennifer Lawrence"

SmartLess

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Science, Education, Culture, Learning, Society & Culture, Interview, Comedy, Discussion, Music, Entertainment

4.6 • 55.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Throw on a nightshirt and a bonnet– it’s Jennifer Lawrence. The Sass, a legacy of chaos, and hockey equipment in the boiler room. “This is what it’s like to be one of the guys,” on an all-new SmartLess.

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0:00.0	Good morning.
0:21.0	Jinks, buy me a Coke. Do you drink Coke? Do you even know what a Coke is? No, I don't. And what is that? Hang on a second. Jinks, buy me a Coke? You never heard Jinks, buy me a Coke? You never heard Jinks, buy me a Coke? I've never heard buy me a Coke. Is that a Chicago thing maybe? I don't know. I think it's a universal American thing.
0:22.8	No, I've been living in America for quite some time and I've worked for Universal.
0:25.2	Oh, that's right. Neither of those
0:26.7	instances did I
0:28.2	hear that phrase. Welcome to a smartless.
0:30.9	Smart.
0:31.5	Smart.
0:31.5	Yes.
0:37.3	Smart.
0:38.9	Smart. Less.
0:43.4	Smart.
0:45.3	Hey, Sean.
0:49.4	You got up a little early today and did your hair, huh?
0:52.1	Well, this left over from last night.
0:54.5	Wait, did you sleep in a bonnet? No. Did you just... up a little early today and did your hair, huh? Well, it's left over from last night. But I got it.
0:54.9	Did you sleep in a bonnet? No. You know my daughters? My daughter's both sleep in bonnets now, so their hair wakes up nice and fresh. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I don't think. It's like silky satin bonnets. Look at yours. A night shirt and a bonnet when they walk around with a candle.
1:10.7	The candle.
1:11.0	Yeah, like Scrooge.
1:12.9	Yeah. Like Scrooge. Oh. Oh, Lord. Uh-oh. He is ill. Yeah, I'm fucking sick still. Yeah. How about I got two colds in two weeks? I know. I can't believe that. I've got Theraflu going right now. I did that same thing, J.B., you were talking about yesterday. I had three colds since October, and they just went back to back to back. Like, insane. Yeah. Why am I such a bitch when I'm sick? Are you on the mend? Yeah, but I'm still coughing and I'm grouchy and draggy and sp. Can Sean bring you something? Yes, I did offer. No, he, I get it. I know who's a caretaker here. He did offer twice yesterday. I know. Such an angel. Well, I mean, do you really want me to? Well, no, i haven't asked you for anything yet but i'm good
2:02.2	i'm all right if you want something nick is happy to bring something over for sure my assistant
2:07.4	will where are you are you in l i'm home i'm in l i'm in l yeah it's so nice wait so you wait you're
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