Introducing Bert to Fancy Chef | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	The 2025 come together world tour dates have just announced over 35 new cities.
0:06.0	I'm coming to cities across the US including Louisville, Philadelphia, San Francisco, and many more.
0:12.6	Plus, we just announced a run of shows in Europe,
0:15.8	including Dublin, Belfast, Glasgow, Manchester,
0:18.8	and Cardiff Wales.
0:20.3	Get pre-sale tickets this Wednesday, October 9th at 10 a.m. local time with the code word
0:26.0	Tommy before the general on sale Friday.
0:29.4	All at Tom Segura.com slash tour.
0:33.2	Thank you and I'll see you at the show.
0:35.0	100%
0:40.1	We are coming to you from our new set in our new home. We have moved together to Florida.
0:47.3	We're back in Florida and I'm so fucking happy. I know. I love Florida. Do you feel like a Florida man?
0:53.7	No, but I feel like you are definitely one.
0:56.6	Okay, so here, okay, so this is what drives me fucking nuts.
1:00.2	Yeah.
1:01.1	When you hear...
1:02.1	I can smell Florida man.
1:03.0	You know what I mean?
1:05.0	Like, I sense them, my spidey senses go off.
1:08.0	Tell someone to go get us some beers.
1:09.0	Yeah, tell people to go get us some beers.
1:11.0	I would love a beer.
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